My take on the week

This week as been one of mainly worrying developments. These are a few stories that have taken my attention this week.

Hitler's paintings were put on auction on Thursday and sold for a combined £95k. Its fair to say that Hitler was not a very good artist and why the art school he applied for knocked him back. However, this does not justify his behaviour afterwards, which was to all parties a bit bad. Here is one of his works which I think looks is ok, but I'm no art critic.










The revelation that a former Bolivian football team doctor gave Viagra to the team, as they play at a high altitude and the Viagra helps get oxygen to the blood. I couldn't be bothered with an erection/football pun.

Football: Another higlight of my week was the stunning 4-4 game between Liverpool and Arsenal was a joy to behold, and the pormotion of Wimbledon AFC to the conference was good for football.

Swine Flu- Bloody Mexicans- This is a worrying development with over 100 deaths confirmed so far. It could see a world-wide pandemic or it could be just another media-induced panic, resulting in a non-event. Currently it certainly looks worse than the avian flu a few years back.

Tamil Tigers: The worrying developments in Sri-Lanka have taken a turn for the worse. It reminds me a bit of the recent Israel invasion of Palestine where there is a propaganda war going on while innocent people were dying. With conflicting reports from both sides making unsubstantiated claims of war crimes. Lets hope it ends soon and that a ceasefire/surrender is reached.

The Boring Budget cast a cloud of gloom over the country on Wednesday. This has promoted Eaton-educated posh-boy Cameron to promise an age of 'thrift' under the Torries. Cameron proposes to get rid of government waste such as the expensive I.D cards proposal. Im a bit sceptical about this as I'm not sure about the validility of David Cameron's thrift credentials. Has he ever eaten 8p Noodles or refrained from heating his house in winter to save money? I doubt it I think that every government and shadow minister should have to live in a student house where toilet paper is a rare commodity for a week to get some perceptive.

Future predictions: someone will buy the right to Susan Boyle the movie with her impending appointment to be the new ITV chief executive